Monday, July 12, 2004
Dad
my foul tempered dad.Check his teeth out. They may be terribly aligned but hell, at the age of 51, they're pretty dynamite. Yes. He does most of the crab chores at the seafood meals.
k that wasn't why i wrote bout my dad.the objective was to bitch bout his manners on the road.
As usual, the ride to work today was totally nerve wrecking. He was driving at a deliberate speed as the car on his left who's been wanting to keep right for the longest time. Simply refuses to let the poor dude in. Why? Personal reasons, didn't like "the guy's face"????
His philosophy of driving as dictated below:
One Do not give way to Mercedes drivers. they are snobbish and will never thank you for giving way.
Two Do not give way to lorries and cabbies. cos they are reckless drivers??? and cos they've never given him way either i reckon.
Three Do not give way to lady taitai drivers cos they're the worst of the lot (probably bought the license somewhere) and can't drive for nuts.
Four Do not squeeze your way in front of his car without signalling. He will not hesitate to squeeze alongside with you until the sides are close enough for you to look at the driver and see his white hair (unless you're a lorry or old wreck).
Five All bikers are a nuisance (cos they always appear in his blind spot when he needs to switch lanes, that i call it "suay")
Five Always prepare your cash card for ERP entries etc. He will not hesitate to BLAST the horns till the security guards are roused from sleep.
That's my dad. The rude pig male driver.
bee wrote this at 10:31 PM
