Friday, December 10, 2004
the big brown thing
just what is it about teddy bears that makes certain species of women go ga-ga?are these big cuddly fuzzy browns at times expensive things so appealing?
witnessed a disturbing sight this morn when pseudo master pointed out how absurd the thirty something lady on our left looked playing with the big brown bear.
she was NOT cuddling it to sleep in the car.
instead she was play acting with the brown bear.
she was covering his eyes playing peek-a-boo (wtf).
she was taking bear's wooly paw and rubbing her bf's cheek (yuck! does he know how many millions of germ particles he just made contact with?)
she was making cutesy faces with the bear on her lap (huh?? eh this is not a baby who would appreciate watching adults make fools of themselves)
pseudo master and i were indeed fascinated by her creepy self-indulgence and couldn't help stealing glances during the wait for mr green man.
bbbrrrrrrrr.
bee wrote this at 9:02 AM