Wednesday, December 01, 2004
provocateur
this is why you need a reliable translator. and please do make it a point to know that the foreign may look and sound exotic but it may also be the very reason for your black eyes, possible night in local custody and a visa invalidation for being a fuckwit. but in any case, who's to penalise you when they themselves don't bother to find a decent translator?Zurich Hotel
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose
Swiss restaurant
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
Rome laundry
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time
Tokyo bar
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts
Belgrade hotel elevator
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order
Brochure of a car rental firm, Tokyo
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. [hahahahah, this is fucking hilarious]
On the tap (faucet) in a Finnish washroom
To stop the drip, turn cock to right
Japan, Hotel bedroom
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED
hmmm. you don't say.
bee wrote this at 1:54 PM
