Wednesday, December 01, 2004
what are you scared of pussycat bee?
1) clowns - the exaggerated makeup conceals everything. you can't tell what they're thinking except for their eyes. and half the time, they look lost.2) pontianaks - it's not a myth
3) horror films - gore is awesome, vampires are sexy but ghosts are just ...so not appealing and freaky. i hate the cliched stuff where she'll turn around suddenly and you get a deformed face ....eeeeee.
4) midgets and children in makeup - its so WRONG to put makeup on kids ala pageants like Little Miss America and local chinese talent time contests. saw one at suntec couple of months back and we were mortified. its like a sick playground for paedophiles.
and paranoia...
5) toilets in deserted locations. the empty echoes, huge mirrors, unaccessible cubicles (why??) and the fucking autoflushes. i hate those.
6) empty hallways. contrary to the "do not look back" myth, i ALWAYS turn around to check no one's behind me.
7) being alone in a hotel room at night. do you know how many murders took place in hotels?
8) driving on the interstate highway alone at night and taking a wrong turn with a quarter petrol tank left.
bee wrote this at 3:43 PM