Thursday, February 24, 2005
the one with "gah-men" conspiracy
topic of the day: gah-men screws everything upbackground: the family with liver transplant gone wrong [my heart goes out to the hubby and kids for the loss of their mother]
gist:
pseudo master turned pseudo society arbitrator (PSA)"you know what happened to the case?"
ms sim "heard the operation went wrong and the mom passed away, feel sorry for them"
PSA "you know why? cos it's the nurses fault"
ms sim "how do you know? the papers didn't report that"
PSA "you're so ignorant. gah-men will never report such atrocious incidents."
ms sim "but that's just your speculation isn't it? cos if it's true, the nurses will be sued for negligence"
PSA "*tsk* everyone's saying it's true"
ms sim "yeah, WHO?"
PSA "my office, the family of deceased"
ms sim"look pa, the family is traumatised and is very likely to point fingers at the hospital (most families do), it may be true, but it may also be nasty rumors, which is then unfair to the medical staff if its finger pointing speculation."
PSA "what do YOU know?"
ms sim " not to make idiotic ASSUMPTIONS and judgements until i have all my facts"
PSA "didn't you hear me just now when i said its gah-men and its all a conspiracy?"
ms sim "ya ya ya. who knows, gah-men may have planted a device in your new car and is listening to you right now?"
PSA "don't be silly *huff puffs in irritation*"
ms sim [major eye rolls]
so...the list of faults continue
housing and transport too expensive - gah-men's fault ("everything also want our money")
inculcating kiasuness over the years - gah-men's fault (we never had this culture in the 50s, 60s)
bad investments in other countries using our money - gah-men's fault (we know what this fiasco was)
bad attitudes in children of late here - gah-men's fault (trickle down effect from kiasuness)
death rates at hospitals- gah-men's fault (for hiring too many foreign workers?!)
no parking space - gah-men's fault (for not specifying to architects who don't drive)
local uni grad's bad ass "i'm a grad, i know everything" attitude - gah-men's fault (for spoon feeding and brainwashing the young that they are the best and hence the complacency)
oh whatever. i'd never win anyway. after all, i'm only a banana in love with new york and melbourne so what do i know bout gah-men conspiracy? he's so fucking lucky i'm not a medical staff nor a fan of the gah-men.
bee wrote this at 9:02 AM
