Monday, March 28, 2005

hostage

caught uncle willis's hostage in action last night and she had to admit it was a good action film as much as she detests blockbusters. lessons learnt?
1. don't drive unaffordable vehicles in suburbs, a little humbleness could've saved your ass
2. never diss troubled looking teenagers in pick up trucks, they've got nothing to lose remember?
3. never live alone up in the mountains unless you have twenty security guards watching the damn survelliance cameras for you, who's gonna hear your screams for help?
4. always create connecting / hidden exits, for obvious safety reasons
5. never tell a psychopath who has the hots for you to fuck off... HULLO?!

honestly, the psychopath freaked her out more than the mob cos you never know what's on their mind...the last thing anyone needs is to have someone carving or shredding them through a mincer. *fucking gross*. think she's been watching too much CSI for her own good. btw, should you have missed the film kiss the girls, don't bother with it cos it did no justice to james patterson's book. read and you'll know.

bee wrote this at 8:47 AM

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