Tuesday, March 15, 2005
i am thee fairy godmutha
asian society's work culture consists of48 hours turnaround*
less than a week's notice for major event changes
comparing event lavishness yet stuck in budget denial
there's no try, it's a must (YOU have to make it happen)
if my ex agency can do it so can you (i so fucking hate this one)
how often have we not found ourselves pulling what little hair we have left for such harrowing mantras. as we speak, i'm now tasked with a possible switch in event grounds to a more expensive location PLUS a budget cut.
how very smart.
*POOF POOF* I'm a fairygod mother and i can give your more more more for less less less.
WOWEE! (like my ex colleague's IM says "i wasn't born with enough middle fingers)
the * above was a horror story related to me by a bud servicing telco accounts.
bee wrote this at 8:49 AM
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At 10:49 AM,
Unknown said...
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Yo Ah-Ber,
Your blog is crazy great! Love every little tidbit about your existential life!
And what a pleasant surprise that I made it to your top eleven list of bloggers!
Maybe I'll suck on your toes as a point of gratitude, eh?
bee said...
nothing beats laughing my head off at "two cows" this morning. great way to start a day don'tcha think?
i'll pass on the toes lar haha *squeamish*
April said...
Oh man, I feel your pain girl, I know your pain. The way only 1 who's also in advertising can know it.
Have you ever had to stifle the urge to reach over, grab your client by the shoulders and shake him/her? Just to see if the 2 working brain cells the poor jerk/cow has makes a rattly noise when jiggled around that vacuum otherwise known as his/her brain? :P
Unknown said...
I concede that the best way to start a day is with a very good belly laugh erupting forth from your unhinged jaws, Ah-Ber.
However, I would give a special mention to the next best way to start a day. That's with a good suck.
Talk about eruptions and unhinged jaws, eh?
Toes, anyone?
bee said...
NO TOES remember? hahahahah. eek!
Unknown said...
NO TOES?
OH THE TRADEGY!
What is there left to suck now?
bee said...
dunno lar... i got chupa chops, you want or not? *sniggers*
