Friday, June 24, 2005
the one with someone she didn't like
beep beep. oh, an sms.unknown number...
hello belinda (wrong spelling??), this is XX from TP. how are you? XXX and i are getting married on XXX. would like to invite you to attend. A and M are invited as well. can i have your address?
it boggles the mind how anyone can even think of inviting a person if you had to remind the invited guest who you are in the first place? not that we were close in school but hell, we had absolutely zero contact after graduation and like seven years later, you would actually like to share your bliss via sms (not even a call) and expect me to turn up? first of all, we weren't close so i can hardly feel the excitement, secondly ms bee despises the thought of having to sit through an entire chinese dinner next to a certain M character. and NOW, ms bee is about to start a blazing trail of nostalgic bitching.
trish and celine, you KNOW exactly whom i'm referring to... a certain poseurish, compressed, self proclaimed american chinese who...
- baked cookies for all her new friends (and hardly any of her old friends) and this is within the first week of arriving in a foreign land with two of her "closer" friends
- basked in all american glory by hanging out with them 24-7 with a heavily and badly imitated american accent its the kind that makes you totally embarassed in class on behalf of all yellow singaporeans
- bragging about her endless suitors and very very rich good friends of which none of us have ever witnessed for the past five years we went to school together jeez
- thinks she's the coolest sexiest thing wearing skin tight clothes and plunging necklines you have to see this for yourself. its not sexy at all amidst the folds
we kinda concluded she's delusional and has been living in her little make believe world all this time. trust me, have a 15 minute coffee session with her and you'll know what i mean cos that 15 min alone is enough to assure you that any form of friendship is not worth pursuing. i've never been that mean about any person but this one just wires me up with her obviously too big trumpet blowing. or perhaps it's blue eyed jealousy on my part when i was 17 and single with no potential suitors and it really irked me to hear someone half my height, three quarts my width, with no personality whatsoever having this hot medicine NUS student, tall, dark, rich and handsome who's madly in love with her. but alas, we never got to witness this rich man who apparently, resides at the four seasons. hmmm, if you ain't cut for such a big picture, don't paint that big a portrait my dear. you'll only serve to embarass no one but yourself and your dignity when the truth gets out.
bee wrote this at 1:10 PM
5peekaboos
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At 1:51 AM,
Unknown said...
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I will now solemnly proclaim that we gather as much people as we can to join our hands together...
...and show how TUA KANG your 'freeEND' is!
said...
yr ex-best friend in TP?
i know her too right?
wow!
museting
bee said...
TONY TING: she was never my "best friend" you worm!!! ahahahhaahah
trish, i hate the hassle of notifying everyone on my list of the change..ack.
tricorn, AMEN to that!!
:p
said...
ooo...i'm guessing it's someone i know too yes? hehehehe.... ;)
now, that's a name i haven't heard in ages! not that i wld want to anywayz lah.
bee said...
ooh, very smart! five points for you my dear!
