Monday, August 22, 2005
mind boggling situations
incomprehensible things in life.1. egocentric bozos who think and act like they're better than the rest when honestly, they're only mediocre.
2. weird people who simply refuse to sign checks to suppliers when the client's moolah is already in the bank.
3. a big american coffee chain carrying only oat bran muffins??
4. doing subdued ballet acrobats in the one and only ladies cubicle cos its always fucking flooded on certain key standing areas.
5. key bulk items missing from client's warehouse, how the fuck can you lose 10 pieces of 1.75m 120kg structures?
6. people wanting to do a 5-star event with a 2-star budget. can we then walk into Tiffanys and ask if we could pay them Perllini's prices? same same what, silver only mah tio boh?
UPDATE: received an sms this morning (23 Aug) at 7.46am from client asking us to submit PR plans for the next six months by end day today.
boggles the mind indeed.
bee wrote this at 5:19 PM
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At 10:38 PM,
Unknown said...
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Aye, truly inexplicable indeed.
Here. I'll add one.
7. Kevin's single yet again!
¡¿Incomprensible?!
bee said...
being single is a NORMALITY mister!!! *winks*
Unknown said...
Nah.
Being single is the ABNORMALITY, Ah-Ber! *blinks*
Let me illustrate...
At Birth: Attached to mommy via umbilical cord.
Childhood: Attached to parents via nipple, followed by hugs, followed by hand.
Teenagehood: Attached to 1st partner, followed by next partner, followed yet again by next partner.
Adulthood: Attached to n-th partner, followed by next partner, finally attached to marriage partner.
Marriage: Attached (devotedly) to wonderful married partner.
Parenthood: Attached (devotedly) to married partner + beautiful children for the rest of your life.
Upon Death: Attached to God forever and forever.
Unknown said...
*shrug*
Welcome to my world, Ah-Ber.
I shatter other people's illusions as a lifestyle habit.
bee said...
it's ok. let's drink to that at WOMAD this time.
