Monday, October 24, 2005
the one with the new zouk
went to the refurbished zouk last friday and i swear i've never seen such disorganised queues by its management before. they just weren't able to solve the sardine situation quickly and weren't hard enough to thrash queue cutting fuckers at re-entry lines. anyhow, the new zouk looks just like its KL twin now, not a good thing but who gives a crap as long as they still play kick ass club music right? haha.anyhow, jules, trish and me braved the ridiculous sardine packed queues (i should have taken a picture/video where hundreds of people were plastered body to body at the queue lines). we were having a great time on the main floor when this peculiar caucasian guy stuck himself between us and stood there like he was some brad pitt adonis statue. we thought nothing of it initially so i simply moved round behind him to join the girls. then this ass DID IT AGAIN. he moved away and came back in between us and leaned his arm against the damn wall where we had to play peekaboo at each other. our sarcasm was so obvious any prick would've gotten the point that he was in the way. worse yet, he wasn't even clubbing, he was simply standing there like a bloody rock for goodness sake. we didn't want morons spoiling the night so we moved around him again and stood close together... and you know what? THIS DUDE HAD THE FUCKING GALL to station himself between us again. what the fuck is his problem? if you want to pick chicks up, all you have to do is ask instead of acting like an idiot taking up what insufficient dance space there was. jerk.
anyhow, backtracking to some minidrama rollers as we were getting in. if there's one pet peeve i really hate about club cultures, it's inconsiderate queue jumpers.
cat claw of the night (i)
"can you let me pass? i need to get in" ah lian who pushed and shoved her way behind us
"i would love to but as YOU CAN SEE we can't even move anywhere" jules
"but i got my friends inside waiting for me, i have to get in" ah lian
"excuse me, but you're not the only one with friends waiting inside" jules
as the young lian fumed behind, we wondered about her intelligence and when her cake of makeup would melt. how in hell did she think we were able to let her pass? oh wait! we could've body surfed her in, and maybe at some point, throw her onto the floor at velvet, fast and chop chop no? darn, i should've thought of that suggestion to her earlier.
cat claw of the night (ii)
"i can't believe some people think they're size twos and cut queues by pushing people aside like this" ms bee ALOUD to jules
3 oversized bengs rudely shoved their way up front next to us. i became highly irritated when i saw one of them trying to push trish (a petite six 6) aside so he could get ahead. i had to put my arm across her shoulder and block the dude lest he suffocates my good friend.
cat claw of the night (iii)
apparently one arsehole decided to have a good try at the reentry line when he was supposed to be at the far end of the entrance line (he hasn't paid yet). four silly bouncers stood around arguing with mr good try to get his ass back to the correct line when all they had to do was escort mr good try out and get the rest of the sardines in. and i got really pissed off cos the crowd behind was impatient and i could feel my claustrophobia big time again...so i shouted "EXCUSE ME BUT WE ARE RE-ENTERING!" mr bouncer got the message and told mr and ms good trys in front of us to move aside so that we could get in.
jeez what a night.
bee wrote this at 9:50 AM
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At 11:43 AM,
pinkmartiny said...
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Very detailed discription of Fri nite...heh...im not letting the others forget for 'tuaing' me! humph....
bee said...
heh. i think we lost some weight from the pushing and shoving that night ya babe?
