Friday, March 04, 2005

the victorious one!

since the blog's inception, i've blasted tons of stuff on pseudo master [dad].

we're alike in many ways like character temperament, mannerisms and physique yet so different in speech deliverance and ideologies. i've blogged bout his dislike for many things from female + indian + mercedes drivers, weird eating habits, know-it-all attitudes, pig headed chauvinism, irritating superstitions, a certain race in particular, and bigoted judgements on every other thing.

for once, i've finally won an argument although the contents are fucking mundane and silly...

pseudo master reading aloud the restaurant's name Imman at a red light.
pseudo master: im-man, do you know its a famous name?
bee: silence [but thinking to herself im-ran? as in the dude who used to be from mediaworks and now editor of new man, who's also my senior at murdoch who was dating some skinny koh chieng mun lookalike flirt whom we all detested at uni, who had a twin sis who became my cousin sis-in-law? no wait, or maybe its david bowie's wife iman]
pseudo master: it's the name of a supermodel, see don't think i don't know anything ok
bee: hmm. it's pronounced i-man, not im-man. she's black, not malay. and she's also david bowie's wife on top of being a supermodel.
pseudo master: ...... [pretends not to hear]

it's a damn cheap shot but i like watching the flicker of annoyance flash across his face for 2 seconds.

bee wrote this at 9:00 AM

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At 9:47 AM, Blogger AJ said...

You're too much, love it.

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger bee said...

thanks babe, love your pic.

 

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